5 Phrases I would like to use today!

1.-"Because I'm black, you think I did it?"
2.-"Can I make a statement? Your mouthwash ain't makin' it!"
3.-"I hope your "HOBO-STAB INSURANCE" is paid up."
4.-"You have no idea what you will agree to until you are on fire!"
5.-"GREAT! Now I can finally get hepatitis!"