Thursday, June 12, 2008

5 Things a Drunk Man Said to Me Yesterday

1. "White people drink Listerine, black people drink whiskey!"
2. "OH BABY, that feels good!" - during his rectal exam!
3. "I like pain, why don't you get some blood from my ankle?"
4. "Obama's the next president and you are on your way out!"
5. "NAH, I won't cut your head off, I can't even kill a squirrel no more!"

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